You Have to Vent Somewhere

So, about 95% kidding and awkward judging aside, someone explain boob sizes to me cause right now I’m perplexed.  Yeah sure I’m a perv or whatever but this goes past nasty things boys do when they’re alone cause this is literally racking my brain (see what I did there? ;) ).  I realize size and number have to do with like depth and “round-ness” but it makes no sense that Kelly Brook is listed with G’s, when Kim Kardashian only has D’s.  HOW ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH DOES KIM ONLY HAVE D’S?!  THEY’RE GINORMOUS!  She’s disgusting and I would probably get the clap just from shaking her hand, but you have to admit her boobs are huggeee.

This is all on boobpedia in case you’re wondering, and no I did not type this with just my left hand.

In a way it makes me sad when people are content with what they know. Mainly talking about living in a smaller area and are perfectly ok with just staying there. Go out. Explore. There’s so much amazing shit to see and people to meet.

P.S. not talking about any of my hometown friends.

I want to learn parkour, get better at my CrossFit times, and learn Archery.  Right now I can’t really do any of that…

I JUST WANNA BE GREEN ARROW/A BADASS ALMOST SUPERHERO-LIKE MAN!!

Two hours till my last final of Freshman year then I just have to finish packing and I can come home on Friday!

Thank god for High School anatomy cause I don’t have to do nearly as much studying for this final because I remember a ton of it. 

Fucking Neurons and Hormones dude…

It’ll have to end.  Since starting in 2008 we’ve gotten 6 movies in 4 years: Captain America, Iron Man 1 and 2, Thor, Hulk, and Avengers.  At this rate this is what we’ll get

Next year the third, and possibly last, Iron Man, and Thor 2.  We’ll get Cap in 2014 and after we might get a new Hulk, a different Marvel character movie, or the 2nd Avengers.

We can guess that we’ll get all together 3 Thor’s, Captain America’s, a possible new Hulk or two, 3 possible 4 Iron Man’s and 2 or 3 Avengers movies.  That’s 10 movies, and at the rate they’re going, this all may end before 2020.  They may cap it with a third Avenger’s movie, but then what? 

We’ll probably get more movies out of Marvel like Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Punisher, Spider-man, X-men, Wolverine, etc. but what happens after they finish the movies with these 4 current Avengers heroes.

It makes me sad to think about, because comic book movies and their nature, to me, should continue just like comics themselves.

I JUST WANT ROBERT DOWNEY JR. TO BE IN IRON MAN 9 AND AVENGERS 6, AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH AND EVANS TO HAVE 7 MOVIES AND BE IN AVENGERS!  SPIDER-MAN NEEDS TO JOIN AND WOLVERINE AND LUKE CAGE BUT THAT CAN’T HAPPEN IF THERE’S ONLY 3 AVENGERS MOVIES!!!!!

Last night was the Avengers…and that’s almost all I can think about.  HOLY FUCK THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING PERFECT

Tonight Colby is finally coming back to visit CSU.  I’ve missed my only hipster friend in all of Colorado.

Tomorrow I’m getting my tattoo Whoop!

Next week is finals and I only have 2 now (chem and Bio, gay!)

And when I get back home I may have to get shoulder surgery on my torn labrum tendon….so there’s that….

Yeah you can say I’ve been busy lately….

Avengers is coming out tonight….

This is the culmination on 5 movies…..

Nothing has ever been made like this….5 separate movies converging into a new series…..

Been talking about this for 4 years…..

I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA!!!

I CAN’T WAIT TO GO HOME AND BURY MYSELF IN COMIC BOOKS AGAIN!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

For guys, all it takes is a not bad face, taller is usually better…and that’s about it….

From there a guy just needs to put in some work to look better….In a way….all guys could look the same….

Not entirely sure what conclusions to bring from this, but it’s completely true nonetheless….